Trying to get a 64 bit version of MySQL:

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I do not accept the apology. FAIL! @#$@#%$!

This is a tick in the “Use PostgreSQL” column. Note that MySQL ships with Snow Leopard and I’m just trying to fucking upgrade — soooooo arggo.

[Update: Thank you, UWaterloo's CS Club public ftp. Here is the region-unrestricted download link. Fuck computer-enforced "export" restrictions right in their stupid skull.]