Sorry, Eastern Conference — maybe next year. But what did you expect? Not even LJ can stop Kobe and Shaq under Phil Jackson.

The Jabbawockee Reserve intro was great, just not embeddable (and where is the giant head spin?). Shaq’s entrance as “the biggest Jabbawockee” was awesome:

Sager calling them the “Wockajabbeez” was possibly the whitest fucking thing I’ve ever heard the white man say, and I grew up in White Town. Kobe was right to laugh.

You can’t really see from this video but Dwight Howard was trash talking Shaq right up to the surprise attack here. LJ was right to laugh:

Did LeBron’s final dunk foreshadow his 2010 dunk competition appearance? Will Mark Cuban really get 100,000 people into Dallas Cowboy New Stadium next year? We shall see, we shall see.