As Simon remarked, this site was made for me: Яolcats takes a real Cyrillic animal macro and then provides a different English translation to make a joke about Soviet (usually) or contemporary Russian society. (The real translations are often provided in the comments, but they always suck.) The best of:

Aaaaah… Pig iron, your musk is that of glorious industry…

Cease your protests, the deal is done! You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!

Do not despair, Laika! Comrade Khrushchev honours you! Our love was but a dalliance! Your ascent to the cosmos will strike terror into the West!

Puppy: Can I conjure happiness from physical things?
other: You can try.
Puppy: This experience made me weak-willed and afraid
other: With this effort you will come up short every time.

I thought that I hadn’t been sharing much on Google Reader since my last linklog, but it turns out that I had. So here are two weeks’ worth:

Macros

Blog Posts

Annie Liebowitz is a faker.

I know a few white people who like Moleskine notebooks.

The Manolo likes cords that come with irony included.

Yahtzee reviewed it (via Julian)!

Gawker has been running some awesome coverage of Somali pirates. They could use some new photos, but I suppose it’s hard to get pirates to pose for photos…