Sometimes, for no good reason, I watch a movie I would never under any circumstances watch. I keeps it fresh like that. Plus my family are all big dancers gangstas.

There are exactly three good parts of Bring It On: All Or Nothing:

1) The opening cheer-at-the-prom sequence, where they trick you into thinking the movie might be good.

2) At about 40:00, in the Crumping segment, where they stop pretending dancing isn’t primal.

3) The final cheer-off (~1:26:30), which contains the best part of the whole movie starting at about 1:28:00 — the “gang violence” dance.

Save your time and under no circumstances watch the rest of the movie — it’s what you’d expect from something written and starring dancers instead of, you know, written by writers and starring actors.

Alex likes dance. What.