Jared

I just had my hair cut by a ten-year-old.

Brynn

What ten year old was cutting your hair?

Jared

Her name is Sydell. She is a performance artist.

Brynn

And she is ten.

Jared

Yes, although her birthday is April second, so she’s almost eleven.

Brynn

I see. So how does it look?

Jared

She didn’t do all that much cutting, actually. She was more interested in spraying it with pink stuff – some of which ended up on my forehead.

Brynn

hahahaha