We were just getting the campaign to Draft Bono for UNSG together when they went and chose some politician. We have learned that it is not easy to influence secret, non-democratic elections.

Even more disappointing, apparently Ban-chusa’s main qualification is his mad bureaucratic skillz, so we should expect to see more Annan-style dithering. The only chance at excitement is the fact that Reverend Moon is now running the world instead of just the US.