MentalPolyphonics
You ain't gotta be in jail to be doin' time.
I only ever thought about Employment Insurance when I bothered opening a pay stub. Now I’m going to make a claim, and I’ve already made one key mistake.
It’s never taken me longer than two weeks to find a job once I really started looking, an easy financial jump. When I gave up on employment I extended that strategy out: “I’ll just live on severance!”
Error.
The idea is to apply for EI the day you lose your job. I have no being-out-of-work experience, and now there’s a financial penalty to pay.
Oh, and Service Canada are the guys you want to talk to.
Jared
It’s funny, we often talk about one reason that people end up being poor is they never learn how to use the system (especially financially). But of course there is a poor system that even us who get by don’t know how to use.
You need to become a welfare queen, Alex.
Ryley
Awesome business ideas from seth:
Create a: “Horoscope porn site that provides the user with a personalized video stream based on preconceived notions assigned to your “sign”.”
Holy Paperwork Batman! - MentalPolyphonics
on February 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm
[...] Alex on Monday, 2009-February-16th at 1:16 pm So after a bit of procrastination my application for EI is in, just over four and a half months [...]
Jared
The Ombudsperson says welfare is too complicated.
Employment Insurance is a Wealth Transfer Tax | MentalPolyphonics
on April 20, 2009 at 10:53 am
[...] made me unreasonably angry, and I started thinking. If EI is really difficult for the middle class to collect, and instead designed to benefit people in volatile, low-paying jobs, isn’t it actually a [...]
Do Or Do Not, There Is No Try | MentalPolyphonics
on September 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm
[...] like to do, while terribly attractive, is simultaneously riddled with terrifying unknowns. Bluntly: I really suck at being poor, and that scares me, probably more than is [...]