One of the little mitzvahs the Firefox Googlites have given us is the dropdown suggested search box. Just now I found a good one — “how to commit”:

how to commit credit card fraud
how to commit someone
how to commit the perfect crime
how to commit identity theft
how to commit fraud
how to commit to a relationship
how to commit adultery

Now, “commit” is a loaded word — the results are biased. Still, it’s funny how the first five are so brazen and the last two are so well apposed. Humanity is pretty humorous in anonymized aggregate.