Adrienne showed me this machinima video satirizing CrossFit:

The video has some non-sequiturs but definitely hits some pressure points from what I know of CrossFit. It also pokes fun at reading-People-on-the-elliptical gym bunnies.

I don’t do CrossFit, my workout routine is Starting Strength, which is basically beginner powerlifting. I find this video about back squats and milk funnier: