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		<title>Chrome Plating the Johnson Street Bridge</title>
		<link>http://mentalpolyphonics.com/posts/chrome-plating-the-johnson-street-bridge</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Councilors Ben Isitt and Lisa Helps are asking for public input on whether the replacement Johnson Street Bridge design should be changed so that one of the three car lanes could be upgraded to rail in the future. They have no idea how much this would cost, which makes it kind of like asking the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Councilors Ben Isitt and Lisa Helps are asking for public input on whether the replacement Johnson Street Bridge design should be changed so that one of the three car lanes could be upgraded to rail in the future. They have no idea how much this would cost, which makes it kind of like asking the public &#8220;do you like puppies?&#8221;</p>
<p>Mayor Dean Fortin has warned that switching to a rail-upgradable design will waste some of the $2 million spent on design work so far and jeopardize the $12 million in federal funding contingent on completion by March 2012. Given that everything Fortin said about the Bridge before the election was spin, I&#8217;m not sure <a href="http://mentalpolyphonics.com/posts/victoria-2011-election-recap" title="recursive link">his election win</a> is enough that we should listen to him.</p>
<p>One argument against spending a dime on rail-upgradability is that rail would be used entirely by people living in other municipalities, so Victoria taxpayers shouldn&#8217;t be paying for it. But mass transit to downtown would increase the value of downtown for offices and shopping that will result in increased taxes and prevent sprawl (like <a href="http://mentalpolyphonics.com/posts/uptown-victoria-a-black-hole-of-urban-design" title="recursive link">Uptown</a>).</p>
<p>My argument is that we have absolutely no evidence that there will be demand for mass transit over the Bridge in the next 100 years. <a href="http://mentalpolyphonics.com/posts/public-transit-tycoon" title="recursive link">BC Transit has said that their first priority</a> is the Douglas Street corridor, followed by mass transit to UVic. Only after that is built would a transit line running through Esquimalt be considered.</p>
<p>Ben Isitt says that we&#8217;ll need rail on the bridge after Peak Oil. But there is no regional strategic plan for mitigating Peak Oil. He shouldn&#8217;t just be coming up with this plan in his head as potential mitigation strategies occur to him.</p>
<p><a href="http://openvictoria.ca/2011/11/28/complete-crystal-pool-fire-hall-reports/" title="blog post with big examples">Victoria has an <em>infrastructure deficit</em></a>. That means that every dollar invested in future infrastructure is a dollar that isn&#8217;t spent to keep the infrastructure we currently have.</p>
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		<title>How To: Open a Car Door</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A common accident for cyclists is the &#8220;door prize&#8221;: when they run into an open car door that wasn&#8217;t there a second ago. I believe many people receive door prizes because they are too timid to ride at the correct place on the road: one door length from parked cars &#8211; traffic be damned. (Bicycles [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A common accident for cyclists is the &#8220;door prize&#8221;: when they run into an open car door that wasn&#8217;t there a second ago. I believe many people receive door prizes because they are too timid to ride at the correct place on the road: one door length from parked cars &#8211; traffic be damned. (Bicycles <em>are</em> traffic.) In many bike lanes, you have to ride at the far left edge of the lane. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shared_lane_marking">Sharrows</a> are usually in the right place.</p>
<p>Via the Nudge blog, according to the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/31/opinion/sunday/the-dutch-way-bicycles-and-fresh-bread.html?_r=1">New York Times</a>, the Dutch have a different solution:</p>
<blockquote><p>When you are about to get out of the car, you reach for the door handle with your right hand — bringing your arm across your body to the door. This forces a driver to swivel shoulders and head, so that before opening the door you can see if there is a bike coming from behind.</p></blockquote>
<p>I think this would be more effective than <a href="http://www.preventable.ca">current campaigns</a> urging us to, you know, just not hit cyclists. I&#8217;m going to teach myself to do it and then start getting other people to do it.</p>
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		<title>Cookie Monster + Tom Waits</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via Dutchie.]]></description>
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<p>Via Dutchie.</p>
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		<title>Screamin&#8217; Demons</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dunno if anyone&#8217;s following my train of thought the last few days, but I&#8217;m apparently harbouring hilarious amounts of free-floating anger. I&#8217;m bubbling with alpha-spikes of rage and laughter &#8212; demons screaming away in my skull (but not literally). I&#8217;m trying very hard not to graffiti. I&#8217;m trying very hard not to steal things. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dunno if anyone&#8217;s following my train of thought the last few days, but I&#8217;m apparently harbouring hilarious amounts of free-floating anger. I&#8217;m bubbling with alpha-spikes of rage and laughter &#8212; demons screaming away in my skull (but not literally).</p>
<p>I&#8217;m trying very hard not to graffiti.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m trying very hard not to steal things.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m trying very hard not to hurt the people around me.</p>
<p>So yeah, I&#8217;m taking some time off to calm down. But one last thing: I&#8217;m starting to claim white male privilege.</p>
<p>Example:</p>
<p>&#8220;Do it this way.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;White male privilege &#8212; because I said so.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s good fun. I feel like I need a soccer-type card (coloured white) as a punctuating prop.</p>
<p>But yeah: I&#8217;m actually seeking professional help. More later. Also I might be dropping a music video soon, and TVO might want something I did a long time ago (I&#8217;m guessing that won&#8217;t happen &#8212; but we&#8217;ll see).</p>
<p>Anyway, trying to manage my karma. Out.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Become Everything I Hate!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was contract renegotiation day. They&#8217;re looking at bringing me on as an employee, which I am ambivalent towards: I love freedom, I love dental coverage, and never the twain shall meet. To that end, they&#8217;re getting me to help them revise their hiring process, towards which I am also ambivalent: I get to pick [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today was contract renegotiation day. They&#8217;re looking at bringing me on as an employee, which I am ambivalent towards: I love freedom, I love dental coverage, and never the twain shall meet.</p>
<p>To that end, they&#8217;re getting me to <a href="http://mentalpolyphonics.com/posts/of-coding-tests-and-unfinished-lofts">help them revise their hiring process</a>, towards which I am also ambivalent: I get to pick my own coworkers, but I have to do HR &#8212; traditionally the most useless development task of all.</p>
<p>How does one hire coders? Interesting question. More to follow (and much discussion, I imagine). Since I&#8217;m building HR policy from the ground-up, here&#8217;re my preliminary decrees:</p>
<p>HR policy #1: We will never hire anyone who has had anything to do with iTrade or Canada Post.</p>
<p>HR policy #2: We will never hire anyone on my shitlist.</p>
<p>HR policy #3: all my industry friends now have job offers (let me know if you want one).</p>
<p>Corrupt, I know. Fun, too!</p>
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		<title>Superballz</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jill and I wanted to have the Superbowl on in the background today. The companies involved refused to show it to us, with region restrictions that wouldn&#8217;t let us listen to TSN Toronto in East TO, and no video stream. Okay, whatever. No ads for you. I don&#8217;t want a truck or fucking Budweiser anyway. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jill and I wanted to have the Superbowl on in the background today. The companies involved refused to show it to us, with region restrictions that wouldn&#8217;t let us listen to TSN Toronto in East TO, and no video stream.</p>
<p>Okay, whatever. No ads for you. I don&#8217;t want a truck or fucking Budweiser anyway. I guess that&#8217;s why they&#8217;re fucking me off. Anyway, Chomsky:</p>
<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s a way of building up irrational attitudes of submission to authority, and group cohesion behind leadership elements &#8212; in fact, it&#8217;s training in irrational jingoism. </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Here Comes the Sun Instamix</title>
		<link>http://mentalpolyphonics.com/posts/here-comes-the-sun-instaremix</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Martin &#8220;forgot about&#8221; the guitar solo. Sounds nice, and it&#8217;s cool to have the audio from the mixer synced to the video and see the other Beatle do it live. via]]></description>
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<p>George Martin &#8220;forgot about&#8221; the guitar solo. Sounds nice, and it&#8217;s cool to have the audio from the mixer synced to the video and see the other Beatle do it live.</p>
<p><a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/02/03/here-comes-the-sun-the-lost-s.html">via</a></p>
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		<title>Going Postal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will no longer accept delivery of anything from Canada Post. I opt out. I just called to remove myself from their database. Here is the transcript of my call: System: &#8220;For service in English, press 1.&#8221; me: 1 System: &#8220;For residential inquiries, press 1.&#8221; me: 1 System: &#8220;Welcome to Canada Post Customer Service. Goodbye.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will no longer accept delivery of anything from Canada Post. I opt out. I just called to remove myself from their database. Here is the transcript of my call:</p>
<p>System: &#8220;For service in English, press 1.&#8221;<br />
me: 1<br />
System: &#8220;For residential inquiries, press 1.&#8221;<br />
me: 1<br />
System: &#8220;Welcome to Canada Post Customer Service. Goodbye.&#8221;</p>
<p>;kfhw;fb;wfjbvjuasnasmfnW&#8217;LORQ<br />
P3FRH13HCJAS ;fsjhew&#8217;gh2q4e&#8217;o;gfth2;kjnsf;kjbqsdgu2w48n&#8217;ASKngKJ</p>
<p>THIS AIN&#8217;T OVER</p>
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		<title>So I Didn&#8217;t Get a Burning Man Ticket</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s estimated (Black Rock City Corp is secretive) that the lottery had 70,000 credit cards requesting 1.7 tickets (total of 120,000 requests for 40,000 tickets = 1 in 3 odds). The highest ever recorded yearly jump in ticket demand was 15%, so at most there is a real demand for 62,000 total tickets. 3,000 tickets [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s estimated (Black Rock City Corp is secretive) that the <a href="http://mentalpolyphonics.com/posts/the-burning-man-ticket-lottery" title="recursive link">lottery</a> had 70,000 credit cards requesting 1.7 tickets (total of 120,000 requests for 40,000 tickets = 1 in 3 odds). The highest ever recorded yearly jump in ticket demand was 15%, so at most there is a real demand for 62,000 total tickets. 3,000 tickets were sold in the presale and 10,000 remain to be sold, leaving a real demand for 49,000 tickets. Not all those 49,000 potential attendees had the financial ability to purchase a ticket at this time, so it&#8217;s assumed that many people entered the lottery with multiple cards and are now holding surplus tickets.</p>
<p>Surplus tickets will be redistributed in one of three ways:</p>
<ul>
<li>The official Secure Ticket Exchange Program</li>
<li>Craigslist, eBay and StubHub</li>
<li>Local community transactions</li>
</ul>
<p>Since physical tickets aren&#8217;t distributed until July, there is a significant risk to buying tickets unofficially online. The official exchange program will only redistribute tickets at face value, but many Burners believe that is the only ethical price. I suspect most Burners will redistribute their tickets in their local community.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, applications for theme camps, art installations, mutant vehicles, fire conclave troops, regional effigies and other projects are due before many of the tickets will be redistributed. Most people who submit proposals for projects are connected to their local Burner communities, so they will have no problem getting tickets <em>in the long run</em>. The question is: will uncertainly about tickets cause these projects to lose momentum? Certainly I&#8217;ll have trouble continuing my personal planning and local contributions with full enthusiasm. (I hadn&#8217;t really thought about this when I first endorsed the lottery.)</p>
<p>Although I still think a lottery is the best general solution to excess demand for an economically-diverse event, the participation aspect of Burning Man suggests a different approach: have <strong>leaders of projects and regional contacts hand out tickets</strong>. It distributes and scales the selection on merit currently done for low income and art grant tickets. This is not necessarily more biased against virgins than any other way of distributing tickets and would skew attendees in a mostly good way.</p>
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		<title>Newequipmenttest</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was &#8220;payday&#8221; &#8212; really my business&#8217; outstanding invoices got resolved &#8212; so &#8220;my business&#8221; &#8212; actually, they ARE for my business because I can use them on games &#8212; got some new equipment: That&#8217;s me playing the nanoPAD2, which is a cheapo Korg pad controller*, and the X-Session Pro, which is an M-Audio DJ [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today was &#8220;payday&#8221; &#8212; really my business&#8217; outstanding invoices got resolved &#8212; so &#8220;my business&#8221; &#8212; actually, they ARE for my business because I can use them on games &#8212; got some new equipment:</p>
<p><iframe width="100%" height="166" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="http://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F35190737&#038;show_artwork=true"></iframe></p>
<p>That&#8217;s me playing the <a href="http://www.google.ca/search?q=nanoPAD2">nanoPAD2</a>, which is a cheapo Korg pad controller*, and the <a href="http://www.google.ca/search?q=xsession+pro">X-Session Pro</a>, which is an M-Audio DJ mixing board. I, or &#8220;we&#8221; maybe, was/were going to get an <a href="http://www.google.ca/search?q=apc40">APC40</a>, which is something similar and slathered in blinkenlights and much more costly, but the Akai factory was destroyed in the Thai tsunami and no one in Canada has been able to buy new Akai stuff since before XMas. Or so, at least, the kind hipster at Moog Audio informed me.</p>
<p>I used the pads to trigger all the instruments, and tweaked various parameters like snare snappiness and the frequencies of the noise floor during the drop with the mixer.</p>
<p>* like Araabmuzik uses <img src='http://mentalpolyphonics.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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